justnoodlefishthings:

foxrat:

There was a ladybug in the train who couldnt figure out how to get out so i grabbed it and took it out of the train with me and carried it to some bushes and the moment it saw the bushes it turned towards me, looked at me for a couple seconds, looked back at the bushes and immediately flew off

I feel like i just got into some kind of contract with the ladybug mob or st

One day you are walking down a street when a wasp begins harassing you. It’s pissed, it’s angry, it wants to sting the shit out of you. As it makes a beeline (hehehehe) for your face, a tiny PEW! sounds from nowhere and the wasp sinks to the ground.

You look around in confusion, smelling gunsmoke. You look over to some bushes and see a gang of ladybugs. At the center wearing a large trillby is the ladybug you rescued. He dips his hat and you awkwardly nod back.

“Bada bing,” the ladybug says, noticing your shock on your face. “Bada boom.”

The ladybugs fly away as Italian mobster music plays faintly in the distance.

The debt has been repaid…..