Reblog with inside jokes in your D&D campaign.
– Dem rats got hops.
– It’s a Dwarvish thing.
– I’m a medium sized creature just like you.
– the npc aptly named Booty Call
They’re all from different campaigns but…
– “He has a great… personality”
– “You go into the mouth”
– “They’re like sky fish”
– The Pumpkin People
– “Todd.”
– “Monsters with one eye. Monsters with two eyes. Monsters with three eyes…”
– ….Brrrand. …
“Please don’t wrestle it.”
“You assemble in Warsong’s broom cupboard”
“Carl’s murder hole.”“Space tequila- Spequila”
“Good ole bobbert”
“The feywild pissing hole”
“Boop da’ snoot”
“NO INBETWEEN”
[Darude Sandstorm playing in the distance] “Oh fuck.”
Two bloodragers? Nah, better focus on the non-magical half orc lady.
“I will find a use for these endless olives Goddammit!”
– “Do water elementals cry fleshy tears?”
– “I want a pair of horse pajamas”
– (brings giant egg out of cloak) “I have birthed him”
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