Smash Characters as people from High School

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Mario: The popular kid everyone knows, but never talks to.

Donkey Kong: The Wannabe Chad

Link: The nice but slightly off guy that seems to be a member of every club and fronted your shitty rock band.

Samus: The only kid who knows how to fix a car

Dark Samus: The kid who breaks people’s cars

Yoshi: Someone’s Dog

Kirby: The innocent looking Chubby Asian kid who actually knows Jujitsu and has probably almost killed someone

Fox: That kid who acts like he knows Jujitsu 

Falco: That kid’s smartass friend

Pikachu: The Class Hamster 

Luigi: The kid who’s there just to do the work

Ness: That freshman from the middle school that got closed down for violence

Captain Falcon: That actual Chad who you think is a douche but is actually a number one friend

Jigglypuff: That kid in the drama club who overreacts to everything 

Peach: The popular kid’s girlfriend and head cheeleader.

Daisy: The cheerleader’s sister who takes baseball WAY too seriously.

Bowser: That guy who somehow has a kid

Ice Climbers: the Twins unfortunately all in the same classes and remind you a little too much of the Lannister twins.

Zelda: That rich girl who doesn’t like being rich

Sheik: That same rich girl, just wearing regular clothes.

Dr. Mario: The popular kid’s job that nobody knew about 

Pichu: The baby Hamster from when somebody brought their own hamster to the class

Marth, Lucian, Roy, Ike, Chrom, Robin, Shulk, Cloud, and Corrin: The Anime Club

Young Link: The kid who just shows up and no one knows what to do with so he just wanders around and everyone is afraid of.

Ganondorf: The science teacher who sounds literal about everything 

Mewtwo: That kid who acts like he’s smarter than everyone, but gets D’s on everything.

Mr Game and Watch: That guy who still has a tape recorder

Meta Knight: The edgy kid 

Pit: The teacher’s pet

Dark Pit: The REALLY edgy kid

Wario: The gross kid who never showered 

Snake: The gym teacher who takes dodgeball WAY too seriously. 

Pokemon Trainer: That kid who worked for Animal Control

Diddy Kong: The wannabe Chad’s Hypeman

Lucas: That weird kid who’s scared of everything 

Sonic: That smartass kid nobody liked

King DeDeDe: That kid who unironically stole people’s lunch money because he actually wanted to buy more food.

Olimar: The kid who joked about having a flea circus.

Lucario: That kid who was in the anime club and owned a Katana.

ROB: The school computer

Toon Link: The eccentric kid who jokes about killing himself

Wolf: The kid who wants to be edgy but just looks like an 80’s movie villain

Villager: The silent kid who did community service for something nobody talks about.

Mega-man: The super Teacher’s pet

Wii-fit Trainer: The fit kid

Rosalina: That kid who pretends to be interested in space to look interesting 

Little Mac: The FIT kid

Greninja: The kid who dodged class everyday.

Palutena: The hot teacher all the guys dreamed about having but also terrifies everyone.

Pac-man: That 40 year old guy in adult education

Bowser Jr: The Freshman who everyone hates

Duck Hunt: The kid who goes hunting

Ryu and Ken: The two kids who tried to start a karate club.

Bayonetta: That kid who said she was Wiccan just to piss off that one Catholic Teacher

Inkling: That kid who played Paintball after school.

Ridley: The creepy guy who got held back almost a dozen times.

Simon: That kid who has a collection of old Gothic books.

Richter: The guy who actually owns those books

King K Rool: That substitute who tried to choke someone 

Isabelle: The kid who tries way too hard to simple work

Incineroar: The only kid in the Wrestling club

Waluigi: The guy who got expelled for reasons unknown

Mii: That kid who nobody talks to.