Upon meeting a new tabaxi party member

yourplayersaidwhat:

Ranger: What’s new, Pussycat?

Bard: Hmm…you’ve inspired me. *pulls out lute*

DM: Roll performance

Bard: *nat 20*

DM: You proceed to play the song seven times, and no one gets tired of it

Bard: Can I throw in one “It’s not Unusual?”