Liam: I get some, like, a lathering cream…
Taliesin: You’re not!
Liam: I didn’t shave off his whole beard!
Liam: …only half!
Matt: …make a stealth check for this.
Liam: DM, DM! I rolled a natural 20!
Travis: [crushes a pencil]
Matt: …he just broke a mechanical pencil!
Laura: Why are you so evil?
Liam: Why did he trip me and make me eat shit two months ago?
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The Vox Machina prank war escalates… | Ep. 24: “The Feast”
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