whisperwhisk:

curiousobsession101:

the44thpilot:

dark-haired-hamlet:

There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.

“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS – THE MASTER RACE – TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD – AND I BELIEVE –
THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out.

Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

not only is Purim about drowning out fascists, it’s about doing so in the most absurd and embarrassing ways possible! fascism thrives on an aura of invincibility, and it’s hard to hold onto that when people keep making farting sounds every time you open your mouth

so really, weaponized memes are PERFECTLY in keeping with the Purim spirit

curseworm:

obamasmomjeans:

curseworm:

curseworm:

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

i dontt want you to say that

kyraneko:

radpeacharbiter:

floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

knightofiris:

noodledog:

the-sadistic-dm:

the-sadistic-dm:

dungeons-and-danis:

followerofluthic:

dragon-in-a-hoodie:

the-half-elf-disaster:

dungeons-and-dryads:

probablyelkrpgideas:

dnd-homebrew5e:

Reblog with inside jokes in your D&D campaign.

– Dem rats got hops.

– It’s a Dwarvish thing.

– I’m a medium sized creature just like you.

– the npc aptly named Booty Call

They’re all from different campaigns but…

– “He has a great… personality”

– “You go into the mouth”

– “They’re like sky fish”

– The Pumpkin People 

– “Todd.” 

– “Monsters with one eye. Monsters with two eyes. Monsters with three eyes…”

– ….Brrrand. …

“Please don’t wrestle it.”
“You assemble in Warsong’s broom cupboard”
“Carl’s murder hole.” 

“Space tequila- Spequila”

“Good ole bobbert”

“The feywild pissing hole”

“Boop da’ snoot”

“NO INBETWEEN”

[Darude Sandstorm playing in the distance] “Oh fuck.”

Two bloodragers? Nah, better focus on the non-magical half orc lady.

“I will find a use for these endless olives Goddammit!”

– “Do water elementals cry fleshy tears?”

– “I want a pair of horse pajamas”

– (brings giant egg out of cloak) “I have birthed him”

rainbowriddler:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mynuet:

Today a little boy was engaging in “pulling pigtails” behavior, pestering a particular girl. I told her, and the class, that sometimes when little boys like someone they’ll act like jerks just to get their attention.  The rest of the class hooted, the boy protested, and the girl grimaced and said she knew, her mother and older brother and old teacher told her.

I continued on to say that just because a boy likes you doesn’t give him an excuse to be a jerk, and you shouldn’t give them a chance to get your attention until they learn how to behave and her face was priceless. Basically, picture a tiny elementary school girl with red bows in her hair embodying the spirit of this gif:

The boy went super quiet.

what an absolutely Fantastic post