Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus.
Zeus:
Author: exalteddawn
Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
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Their respective team managers are off to the side next to each other…
“These are grown men…”
“On the clock.”
“Yeah… grown men….”
“… Bet my guys win easily.”
“You’re on.”
better than the actual sport they’re supposed to be playing tbh
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He’s a sweaty boi no longer
Upon meeting a new tabaxi party member
Ranger: What’s new, Pussycat?
Bard: Hmm…you’ve inspired me. *pulls out lute*
DM: Roll performance
Bard: *nat 20*
DM: You proceed to play the song seven times, and no one gets tired of it
Bard: Can I throw in one “It’s not Unusual?”













