bunjywunjy:

tinysaurus-rex:

sunreon:

pangur-and-grim:

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

what other animals have we bred to have a huge variation in sizes like dogs?

why must we play god

let’s not forget cats

Pigs.

Fully grown healthy small breeds clock in between 70-150 lbs. Extreme situation pigs (AKA minimicro teacup etc, which btw teacup puppies are also extreme situations and are not healthy) show up sometimes at less than 50lbs. There are lab breeds (pigs are used in human medical research because of their similarity in organs and tissue composition) that are rumored to be bred “safely” down to 50 lbs but lab pig breeds are pretty tightly kept confidential.

gigantic commercial breeds can weigh 700+lbs when allowed to reach full size. extreme individuals have been recorded over 1500lbs.

here’s a farm pig and a potbelly, but that farm pig is just a regular farm pig. not even one of the huge ones.

And cattle too.

Chianina (an italian draught breed now raised for meat). this is the tallest and heaviest pure breed of cattle.

But holstein-friesians are ridiculously tall. They don’t weigh as much, but they’re suuuuuuuuper tall.

vs a wide variety of mini breeds.

mini zebus

mini texas longhorns

there’s a ton of miniature breeds. A TON. Some are traditional/natural breeds, IE the entire breed is that small. Some are miniaturized versions of full sized breeds (like the longhorns above. There’s also mini holsteins, mini angus, mini herefords, you name it)

Oh my??? MINI LONGHORNS

basically any time humans domesticated an animal they went “now let’s make a small one and a big one”

Smash Characters as people from High School

incorrectsmashbrosquotes:

Mario: The popular kid everyone knows, but never talks to.

Donkey Kong: The Wannabe Chad

Link: The nice but slightly off guy that seems to be a member of every club and fronted your shitty rock band.

Samus: The only kid who knows how to fix a car

Dark Samus: The kid who breaks people’s cars

Yoshi: Someone’s Dog

Kirby: The innocent looking Chubby Asian kid who actually knows Jujitsu and has probably almost killed someone

Fox: That kid who acts like he knows Jujitsu 

Falco: That kid’s smartass friend

Pikachu: The Class Hamster 

Luigi: The kid who’s there just to do the work

Ness: That freshman from the middle school that got closed down for violence

Captain Falcon: That actual Chad who you think is a douche but is actually a number one friend

Jigglypuff: That kid in the drama club who overreacts to everything 

Peach: The popular kid’s girlfriend and head cheeleader.

Daisy: The cheerleader’s sister who takes baseball WAY too seriously.

Bowser: That guy who somehow has a kid

Ice Climbers: the Twins unfortunately all in the same classes and remind you a little too much of the Lannister twins.

Zelda: That rich girl who doesn’t like being rich

Sheik: That same rich girl, just wearing regular clothes.

Dr. Mario: The popular kid’s job that nobody knew about 

Pichu: The baby Hamster from when somebody brought their own hamster to the class

Marth, Lucian, Roy, Ike, Chrom, Robin, Shulk, Cloud, and Corrin: The Anime Club

Young Link: The kid who just shows up and no one knows what to do with so he just wanders around and everyone is afraid of.

Ganondorf: The science teacher who sounds literal about everything 

Mewtwo: That kid who acts like he’s smarter than everyone, but gets D’s on everything.

Mr Game and Watch: That guy who still has a tape recorder

Meta Knight: The edgy kid 

Pit: The teacher’s pet

Dark Pit: The REALLY edgy kid

Wario: The gross kid who never showered 

Snake: The gym teacher who takes dodgeball WAY too seriously. 

Pokemon Trainer: That kid who worked for Animal Control

Diddy Kong: The wannabe Chad’s Hypeman

Lucas: That weird kid who’s scared of everything 

Sonic: That smartass kid nobody liked

King DeDeDe: That kid who unironically stole people’s lunch money because he actually wanted to buy more food.

Olimar: The kid who joked about having a flea circus.

Lucario: That kid who was in the anime club and owned a Katana.

ROB: The school computer

Toon Link: The eccentric kid who jokes about killing himself

Wolf: The kid who wants to be edgy but just looks like an 80’s movie villain

Villager: The silent kid who did community service for something nobody talks about.

Mega-man: The super Teacher’s pet

Wii-fit Trainer: The fit kid

Rosalina: That kid who pretends to be interested in space to look interesting 

Little Mac: The FIT kid

Greninja: The kid who dodged class everyday.

Palutena: The hot teacher all the guys dreamed about having but also terrifies everyone.

Pac-man: That 40 year old guy in adult education

Bowser Jr: The Freshman who everyone hates

Duck Hunt: The kid who goes hunting

Ryu and Ken: The two kids who tried to start a karate club.

Bayonetta: That kid who said she was Wiccan just to piss off that one Catholic Teacher

Inkling: That kid who played Paintball after school.

Ridley: The creepy guy who got held back almost a dozen times.

Simon: That kid who has a collection of old Gothic books.

Richter: The guy who actually owns those books

King K Rool: That substitute who tried to choke someone 

Isabelle: The kid who tries way too hard to simple work

Incineroar: The only kid in the Wrestling club

Waluigi: The guy who got expelled for reasons unknown

Mii: That kid who nobody talks to.

artekka:

seriesofnonsequiturs:

reading-writing-revolution:

[Text of Tweet: George Takei: If you are turned away at the polls because your name is not on the register, don’t walk away. Say this: I REQUEST A PROVISIONAL BALLOT AS REQUIRED BY LAW.

Don’t let them steal your vote]

Additional info:

Provisional Ballot Laws are laws that require a provisional ballot upon verficiation of the idenity of the voter if a voter fails to present proper identification at the polls or when registering before voter registration deadlines.”

More here on national provisional ballot laws

Copied from facebook (source: John Young)

Poll worker here! Let’s talk about this “I DEMAND A PROVISIONAL BALLOT AS PROVIDED BY LAW” thing.

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TL:DR; Yes, provisional ballots are important! And yes, you should absolutely ask for one if you need to. But there’s a couple of things to try first. A provisional ballot is a last resort.
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It’s very common for voters to come up to the “check-in” desk, and not be found in the poll book. Some non-nefarious reasons why that might be the case:

1) The poll worker doesn’t understand how to spell your name.
2) You’re not in the right precinct (this happens ALLLL the time)
3) New married name?
4) You’re a college student, and you are registered, but you’re registered at home.

Here’s my recommendation for what to do:
* Make sure the poll worker is looking in the right spot (the book will be right in front of you; you can help find your name.)
* Mention your home address to the poll worker. THey may very well immediately say something like “Oh! Yes, you should be voting in the cafeteria. Here in the GYM, we are your next precinct over.”
* Ask politely to speak to someone to verify your status with the county. They will get on the phone with county folks, who will look you up in their BIG COMPUTER.

The steps above will, eight times out of ten, change you from the scary status of “Huh? you don’t exist!” to “Oh, right!
Okay, here you go, voter!”

If that doesn’t work, ask firmly and politely for a provisional ballot. If you say “AS PROVIDED BY LAWWWWW”, you will only get an eye-roll from a tired and hungry poll-worker. But hey, you do you – it really IS the law.

If you don’t get satisfaction, all is not lost. Step outside the precinct and call the ACLU, and they will send someone over to have some FIRM WORDS with the Judge of Elections.

How do I know? I’ve had ACLU lawyers sent to talk to me during an election: “Hey, we heard that you were turning voters away!” they said.

I wasn’t, but I DID NOT MIND having someone smart and informed come to check on what was up. The ACLU counsel was smart, engaged, and knew the rules. Had I been trying some crap, this person would have SHUT. IT. DOWN.

So, the BOTTOM bottom line is:
1) Provisional ballots are a last resort. You can read up on them; they’re definitely riskier than a full, “real” ballot. You want to vote at your proper precinct as your first choice.
2) Don’t panic if you’re not in the book. Are you in the right place?
3) If you decide you do need a provisional, be firm, polite, and persistent. There’s no “secret phrase” that’s going to make us poll workers hiss with dismay: “CURSESSSSSSS! They know about the provisionalssssss!”
4) But do stick up for yourself! And if you don’t get what you want, call it in! There’s LOTS of folks to help!