Featuring 37 artists & 43 artworks of Morgan, our dearest son & daughter from Fire Emblem Awakening! Pre-orders are open till 1st September so grab them fast! š
The fact Sidonās head is like the size of Linkās torso will never stop being funny to me and also the fact that Mipha and Link were childhood friends and she mentioned it was strange to her how quickly he started looking like an adult, which implies to me that Mipha may in fact still have been growing? Like they were the same age, but Zora physical maturation takes longer.
and so I just have this mental image of Mipha also being an 8-foot tall amazonian warrior princess, like, if sheād just been a bit older. Royal Zora get fucking huge apparently, so you canāt pry this from me. imagine Mipha but, like, Urbosaās size and carrying a trident big enough to spear a dude like a hotdog.Ā
i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ālondon has fallenā what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??
So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so heās over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because Iām a good person who helps others
And heās clinging to my hand like itās a life preserver and Iām being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and Iām like do your tattoo bro Iāve got my buddy handled
But then I realize heās like, looking over because he canāt tell if heās seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how Iām talking to my buddy all fondly and Iām like stroking his arm like heās a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, Iām just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:
āSo, are you guys close?ā
And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HEāS A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS
āYeah of course, thatās why I asked him to comeā
SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HEāS RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND IāM AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESNāT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO
So that tattoo artist is likeĀ āCool man, thatās great. Good for you.ā
So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and Iām like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is likeĀ āYouāre drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS heās rightā
So weāre talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that Iām getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is likeĀ āYeah Iām gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one hahaā and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS āI mean, I should hope soā
I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO
I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO
AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDNāT SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND IāM NOT THERE HEāS GOING TO GOĀ āOH WHEREāS YOUR BOYFRIENDā
Wolf in Shepherd's Clothing 