beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
The Crown of Nifl EX accessory is so pretty. It’s pretty sad though when you think that since the crown’s been passed down in the royal family, he might remember his late mother wearing this crown and how he failed to protect her.
Wolf in Shepherd's Clothing 