Uncategorized – Page 186 – Wolf in Shepherd's Clothing

whyequalsemexplusbee:

mageshine-dance:

WHY IS POPTARTS CALLING PEOPLE VIRGINS

This Tweet has enough energy to power the state of New Hampshire for 3 years

dontbesodroopy:

The Force is strong in the Crawley family (x)

trashyscarface:

“I thought of her as my own mother.”

😭😭😭

batcii:

i’ve spent the last two months at work listening to megan whalen turner’s queen’s thief series and consequently doodling highly impractical character designs for some of my faves during my lunch breaks. it’s been a while since i’ve been able to design anything that wasnt for animation or comics, so i went a little… overboard…anyway! read these books! they’ve captured my heart and soul and my friends are sick of hearing me talk about them!

liathepenguinologist:

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

gloomdraws:

kitty:

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

Your fax machines seem.to be confused

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

daintyvillain:

shitfestcomic:

#160

cowboy comic

WHY DID THE COWBOY ADOPT A DACHSHUND?

SO HE COULD GET A LONG LITTLE DOGGY!

muldertorture:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I know that mail like. works. like the United State Postal Service for the most park works out and I get my packages and my mail but like.

I’m tracking a package and yesterday it was in California and now it’s on Ohio and I realize I have no idea how the mail Happens.

It like.

it’s just out there happening, you know? All around us. Mail every day. And I don’t understand a single thing about it.

mail man: *hands me my package*

me: thank you, powerful sorcerer

My father is indeed a powerful sorcerer

blad-the-inhaler:

ladystud:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

mrswinterbarnes:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

iplemons:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

You a mom now

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

UPDATE

SHES BACK

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

Call this one Susan

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit