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probablyevilrpgideas:

ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

  1. My reply is no
  2. Don’t count on it
  3. My sources say no
  4. Very doubtful
  5. Outlook not so good
  6. Better not tell you now
  7. Cannot predict now
  8. Ask again later
  9. Reply hazy try again
  10. Concentrate and ask again
  11. Outlook good
  12. Most likely
  13. Signs point to yes
  14. As I see it, yes
  15. Yes
  16. You may rely on it
  17. Without a doubt
  18. Yes, definitely
  19. It is decidedly so
  20. It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

trufflesmushroom:

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

Please stop reblogging this post. I promise I’m not a mass murderer, a necromancer, or an executioner with a weird side hobby. I just wanted to work on some dolls. I thought the context was obvious. How did it come to this.

Curvy MtM Dancer Barbie says: tumblr user @trufflesmushroom would never mutilate a real human corpse!! Chopping up people’s remains isn’t very hip!! Trust your fellow bloggers!!