lokisuggestion:

saint–lesbian:

lokisuggestion:

everyone at E3 getting hype about how you can be gay in a video game now is just absolutely going to flip their shit, bust a nut, and burn their brisket when they hear about how you can be gay in real life 

YOU CAN WHAT NOW

YEAH BUDDY….YOU CAN

justsomeantifas:

haiku-robot:

justsomeantifas:

freeandresponsible:

justsomeantifas:

rich people:

millennials:

I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.

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for folks in office jobs:

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ya ever hear of researching shit before you embarrass yourself?

ya ever hear of

researching shit before you

embarrass yourself

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baku:

baku:

baku:

baku:

baku:

baku:

baku:

i know this, because if they don’t, i will literally cease to exist.

ok kids lets all go to bed and wake up tomorrow, refreshed, ready to be hyped over Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch ™

good morning everyone! it’s a little under two hours until Animal Crossing for the Nintendo Switch is announced!

ONLY ONE HOUR TO GO UNTIL ANIMAL CROSSING FOR THE NINTENDO FUCKING SWITCH IS ANNOUNCED EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

TEN MINUTES TO GO

ONE MINUTE!!! IM NOT READY

historically-innaccurate-dialga:

tobi-poo:

another-fire-emblem-sideblog:

ash-crimson-2:

Hey Fire Emblem Fans Come And Attack Me

Fire Emblem Fucking Sucks And It Should Die

that’s fair

that’s fair

that’s fair

You know what, that’s fair

princeoni:

likeful:

birthcharts:

likeful:

birthcharts:

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK!

SHRIMPS ARE PRETYY

Rich