latinextra:

teamwinexo:

langsandculture:

latinextra:

latinextra:

latinextra:

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

vikingmera:

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

“I really like your story! is there more?”

pure:

pure:

I could never be a high profile “revolutionary” the FBI/CIA just has too much material to work with when it comes to destroying my image. I would rather die than have my weeb past exposed via dossier for the world to see.

FBI operative: Cease your activities…or the world will see…this…

FBI operative: [Slides 50 printed out pages of the Itachi/Pain RP I did when I was 15 on a naruto forum that detailed an epic of marriage, estrangement, and crimes against the state]

Me:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

brisbone: