disasterjones:

Pumat Sol: Is there anything else you guys require, or can you leave me to my, uh, my reading?

Nott: What’cha readin?

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Pumat Sol: Ah it’s a collection of crazy tales about this weird fella. [chuckle]

Jester: What guy?

Pumat Sol: Uh, it’s uh, The Daring Trials 

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and Tribulations

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 of Sir Taryon Darrington

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Pumat Sol: This guy’s been all over the place, it’s kinda wild!

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silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

voidbat:

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lyrium:

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fushark:

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alxbngala:

Money Cats masterpost,

to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

FUCK MAN

NOT RISKING THIS ONE

So much cats.

Money plus cats, what’s not to love?

i’m turning these money cats into a spell lmao

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Cough up that fabulous wealth, you screaming barfbags!!

Money cat, hear my plea.  It is the full moon and it is a supermoon so come on, Money cat, come through for me!

oh man, the goblin in the second picture looks like my cat mara with all of her skin and none of her fur and i am in love.