gregory-edgeworth:

handere:

Witness: I saw the murder at 5:00–

Phoenix: OBJECTION! Heh. Nice try, witness. But according to the court records, the murder actually happened at exactly…5:01.

*Cornered plays, everyone loses their shit*

Because of this game, when someone asks me what time it is, I always answer the exact time. Always.

Friend: what time is it?.
Me: 5:14.
Friend: You can say it’s five fifteen.
Me: No. And if we witness a murder at this time? In a trial the hour is the key.
Friend: You really need to stop playing that game.
Me: Never.