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juichibey:

magidork:

animmalcrossing:

woahhway:

1st letter of my name:
2nd letter of my name:
1st letter of my mom’s name:
2nd letter of my mom’s name:
1st letter of my dad’s name:
2nd letter of my dad’s name:

My child’s name would be…

my name is naomi

my mum’s name is ruth

my dad’s name is tom 

MY CHILD WOULD BE CALLED FUCKING NARUTO 

They predicted this in the Holy texts of old. You are to carry the chosen one, our messiah. Be glad and celebrate your good fortune with your loved ones. We shall wait for your child to fulfill the prophecy. All hail Naruto!

ive seen the original post circuling around with other people but THIS one THIS is the one Im choosing to reblog

sliami:

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jo-shmo:

incognitobliss:

ryantherabbit:

ruinedchildhood:

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

But what about violet?

She has BLACK hair

Because genes don’t just come from your parents. Her grandmother might have had black hair, you don’t know.

or she dyed it!! like the goth lil teen she is

She has the dominant goth genes, dash has all the flawed recessive preppy genes

edgy cartoon theory: blocked

jezi-belle:

homura-bakura:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

^^^

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

this is the dream

Ten years ago I was at Disney World and the face actor for Jack was spot-the-entire-fuck-on. A little kid in a Jack Sparrow costume walked up to him and he stared a moment and said “Well… you look familiar!” with just perfect comic timing, then leaned down and asked the kid “er, where’s your mum?” When she was pointed out, he stood up, squinted suspiciously at her for a moment, then said “Oh, good, you don’t look familiar.”

He was just so good, we stood there and watched him for like ten minutes. Hire that dude. Shoot Johnny Depp into the sun.